Earth Tumblr Themes

I go by many names, I get called different ages. All everyone really seems to be sure of is that I am a female who has a defense mechanism of sarcasm. Word play by day, masked-crusader by night, the real me is something of a mystery. Step inside and uncover.

When Tony Stark threw a towel at Steve Rogers in public.

(Or, when sassy manchild accidentally threw a towel at human Dorito.)

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

beyoncempire:

when someone changes their url

image

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.