I go by many names, I get called different ages. All everyone really seems to be sure of is that I am a female who has a defense mechanism of sarcasm. Word play by day, masked-crusader by night, the real me is something of a mystery. Step inside and uncover.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn
people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
me: *shows the hairstylist a photo of fox mulder*
hairstylist: is this the haircut u want
me: no i was just hoping we could talk about the x-files
we’ve all read jk rowling but what about tbh rowling
THIS ISN”T BAD. I”M LITERALLY DYING.
i can read your future, i can change it ‘round some too, i’ll look deep into your heart and soul, make your wildest dreams come true